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So I'm still here at Dairymen's...oh hooray! haha...actually its not too bad cause I found out today that Kristy will be here til the end with me....YAY! All of you can come visit us though! We're fun, I promise...as for my birthday goes...I had a really great time in Superior...haha...it was interesting....We started out at Norm's where Rob (Becca's man) works...and this lady was hacking up a lung...and eventually she taps me and says "Miss, can I buy three cigarettes for a dollar" In the best smoker voice she can muster...so I figure hey lady, you're already dying...here ya go! So I take her dollar and she lights up only to start hacking again...and she says...and I QUOTE! "I don't know why these are making me cough so bad, they're light!" I'm a smoker and even I know that these things are the greatest things for ya! So then comes to find out that she gives blow jobs for less then ten dollars...needless to say that I left the dirty dollar as a tip for Rob :) Your welcome! Then we go to the next bar to do karaoke...this nasty lady is dancing on any guy she can find and she looks like she's in her late 40s early 50s and then she decides its a GREAT idea to lift up her bra and shirt and rub her knockas in some guy's face! AWESOME! So we decided after that it would be time to leave...so we go back to Becca's and its her,Anne, Sam and I...And Sam says she knows the guy next door and she thinks he's cute...so we told her to go ask him to come for a drink...and she chickens out so Anne and I go do it for her...so we go get him and tell him that she thinks he's cute...there are two guys and two girls sitting there...and the other guy asks if Sam has a big dick..and we're like "Nooo..she's a girl" and he's like well we only like big dicks....WE'RE GAY! Oopsie! So they go get Becca and Sam and we hung out with them the rest of the night...for some reason the flambouyant guy was my best friend...I swear...it was funny though...so then the next day I did fam stuff...and the day after that I went out to the bars with Jaime, Kristy, Joe, and Mike...we had fun...I drank too much...did WAY too many shots...got some weird guy named Hollywood's phone number and hit on the bartender...which appears to be what I do when I'm drunk is hit on the bartender...speaking of which...last weekend Sandy, Party, and I went to Marshfield to the fair to see REO speedwagon...it was freakin' awesome! I had soo much fun....Keep on rollin'..Ooo...OOo...oOOOoooOOOOoo...We went to Nutz Deep II and just ask Sandy, there is a Nutz Deep I...haha...I ended up with the bartender and another guy coming and hanging out in the motel room with oh yea...just ME! haha...nothing happen...GOOD! Then a couple nights after getting back from that...we went out here and Mike and Pete were up with their friend Josh...we got really shitty...AGAIN...and I ended up getting a ride from Josh who was fighting with Pete adn Mike and almost killed up thirty times...until he slams on the brakes while we're going 70 and tells Mike to get out so he can kick his ass...thats when I jump out and say "fuck this, I"m walking" So here I am...3 am...walking down Hwy W towards Kristy's house...finally I'm convinced after they turn around and come get me to get in the car again..I figured it was a good night to DIE! We finally made it home safe...but it was questionable as to whether I would kick their ass!!! So thats about it for now...this is a long one and most of you don't like long ones but I don't care :) I don't care who you are, I"m funny!

posted by *Carrie* @ 7:22 PM