4/05/2005

Well kids...it's been a while...

So this last weekend I played ball in the Spring Thaw back home...it was fun...we lost...both games....easily....we were just really out of shape...but no surprise there...it was fun seeing everyone...of course we partook of the H-town experience after wards....Amber, Dane, Age, Montana, Sarah, Josh, Linds, Joel, Katie, Tom, Ang and I....we had a good time...some more then others but whatever...I made it through the night without getting into a fight which is a rarity for Hurley...Age, Amber, and I were dancing and had vultures circling around....they eventually invited us back to their hotel which of course we declined...whatever....haha....so then I drove Amber, Age, Montana, Dane and I home..and we dropped Montana and Age off and started to go to Dane's where the three of us were staying...can I just say that I have had enough fondling of my breasts to last me a life time....the term "funbags" isn't meant to be taken seriously by everyone and their brother! Sarah scares me at times...she talked about how she just wanted to pour her drink down them and lick it all up...umm, yea, scary! haha...I asked Josh if she was like this with everyone and he said "No, just you" Gee, that makes me feel better! Plus on the way home Dane was trying to compare mine and Amber's and then just turned into a grab fest...if all these fuckers weren't getting married I'd have my suspicions! Thats another thing...everyone I know is either married, getting married, had a baby, or having one! Jess and Dave are having a kid, Luke and his lady are having a kid, JJ and his girl are having a kid, Norb and Heather are having a kid, Dan and Gena are getting married, Amber and Dane are getting married, Angela and Brian are getting married, and Sarah and Josh are getting married...seriously people! Knock it off! You make me feel like I need to go get knocked up or something! I've been really bothered by a woman I work with lately too...her husband cheated on her and now she doesn't trust him...so she had a party cause they were trying to work on their marriage...now I felt like I was a confidant to this woman for the hard time she was going through...but then after the party she turns around and tells everyone that her husband and I were flirting and she didn't like the situation...are you strokin me!?!? I don't want some 30 year old married guy that is cheating on his wife...I can find my own losers thank you very much...so whatever....I was bothered by that but I think slowly I'm getting over it...people are stupid...I don't have a job yet...I've still been corresponding with the place in Wausau...so I still have my fingers crossed...I graduate May 7 and Jaime and I are having a grad party together back in Nesco at my place...you all are more then welcome of course...Big John is cookin brats, weiners, and turkey...what more do ya need?!?! haha...Dan and Gena are moving into their new house this weekend...YAY for them...Oh here's another great story...I don't think I"m a person that gets embarassed too too easily....but today was not the case...so I'm at work with these two ladies...when I say ladies I mean ladies...one is 44 and the other is 29....and the older one and I are talking about my parents and she said "oh, I'm only a year younger" and I was like yea, so she asks me how old I am..and respond 22 cause thats how old I am...and she was like oh my Joe is 22 so yea...and I was like well there ya go...thinking end of story....NO NO NO....she says well I should set you up with him! *note to readers: getting set up with someone's son does not sound like a good idea, right?* So I try to play it off..."haha....funny Deb" OHHHH NO NO NO....she's sitting next to me and i'm feeding a consumer and she gets on her phone and I hear her say...well this girl I work with her name is Carrie she's 22 too and I said she should meet you...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! Then she says "Here, let me have you talk to her" Ok, who puts someone on the spot like that??? So i talk to "JOE" who I have no idea who he is...then she calls him back later and is describing what I look like to him right in front of me...And most of you might being thinking...wow, thats cool, she must like you and be a really nice lady...she is nice...but this is the same lady that I make sexual jokes with and talk about smoking weed and getting wasted...She must be on crack to want to set her son up with a person like me! haha....or desperate...oh well..what's a girl to do...So I guess thats about all I have to say for now...it's back to the homework...later bitches!

1 Comments:

At 12:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So umm yeah... my man may be a little dissatisfied with my breasts after feeling your's...but who isn't. As for Sarah... yeah..I don't know about that. Anyway, love to read the drunken stories (although the blog was wayyy more mild than my level of intoxication that night).. but you forgot to mention the creepy guy who remembered me from playing b-ball in high school.. seriously...who remembers that shit...VULTURES!... talk to you soon...
AP

 

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