BEWARE!!! If you see this girl and have a brother and are married...RUN! haha...j/k, Leah....but dude, seriously...WHOA....So I went home this weekend for the basics: Money from mom and dad, relaxation, quality time with the family, and drinking with friends...My Thursday night consisted of a lot of sitting...and talking online....and sitting....and then some more sitting....Then Friday nite arrived....along with came Jaime, Leah, Katie, Matt, and Mike....we proceeded to Dutch's Tavern to consume every Bud Light the bar could possibly carry...mission accomplished! I love how Matt wasn't wearing his wedding band...AGAIN! So we made fun of him for that and then made fun of Mike for wearing his but it not mattering...Then I received a phone call....from the kid....so I was like "Jaime, check this out" She says, "Can I?" I say "Giver!" She answers the phone and so matter of factly says "Hi, this is Jaime. Carrie's friend. She's not interested in you. Stop calling her!" *click* Well that was taken care of...or was it??? So then about twenty minutes later a weird number calls me...so I answer it...it's the KID! Asking if that message was for him...I was like yea...and just said that I had been seeing someone...he was just like "you could've told me"....TOLD HIM...TOLD HIM....How does ignoring for a month by not answer the phone or returning his calls not sink in!!?!? But if I had told him he would've understood? Right...So that was finally a chapter closed...it's nice to look at my phone ringing and not have to avoid it...for a while I was fearing the sound of my phone ringing...So anywho, we go to the Huntin' Cabin after bar close and the boys went outside to take a piss...while this is going on...we four girls lock the doors and run around trying to put on various camouflage, blaze orange hunting gear and yellow fireman gear before they came back in...Well me being as stylish as possible saw hanging on a hanger...oblivion....a blaze orange zip up sweatshirt hoodie....needless to say my jaw dropped...it must be mine....So with my already blurry sight condition becoming blurred with excitement one would think that I would be able to see perfectly clear....So with drool hanging out of my mouth I whip myself in the direction of the hoodie only to end up flat on my face...somehow I lacked the vision to see the footstool that I had rammed my shin directly into causing me to topple over it like a bobo doll...the hoodie just with in arms reach...so I quickly get up grab the hoodie, good thing I was too drunk to be hurt...and resume putting on the blaze orange...well then all of a sudden Mike kicks down the door and had kicked it right off the hinges...so they place it back up...and laugh at us...pictures to come ;) Then 20 minutes later Mike goes out to go to the bathroom and asks what happened to the door...uhhh, you kicked it down! haha....So Leah and Mike hop into a bed...they must've been really tired...what with all the physical activity they had been doing outside...and Katie passes out on a bed...it's up to Jaime, Matt, and I to entertain ourselves...so Jaime and I go to work on a beer bong...by go to work I don't mean we started bonging beers...oh no my friends...we started to build a homemade beer bong...Materials: An empty pretzel jar, a styrofoam cup, random plastic dirty tubing, and electrical tape. The first one Jaime tried out...she may have gotten a whopping 2 ounces into her mouth...the rest...on the floor...So I went to work on the second one...in my own little world mind you...I finally achieved it...I know it would've worked however...as my drunken mind was processing...I notice that I was really wasted and that with this wonderful beer bong...I would have to be the one to try it out...drunken Carrie mind said "Hell no!" and I just walked out the door...haha...started walking home...I get home and Jaime text messages me with "uhhh, dude what just happened" I called her back and just said that I realized I didn't need anymore...haha....I'm such a consciencious drunk! So the next morning I wake up and realized that someone apparently could not find the bathroom and took a huge crap in my mouth! Either that or Jaime and I licked a lamb's ass! Then I went to Dan's game in Ashland...he ended up getting hurt....So we went out to eat afterwards and then back to the motel to play in the pool....they had a water slide and a basketball hoop and a volleyball net...the whole fam had a good time...and then we all went to bed....Went home the next day and drove to the MQT...I worked last nite 11 pm to 7 am...I don't know if any of you know...but thats the shittiest shift ever imaginable....today's a Wildcat Day :) Well thats about all for my weekend...pretty fun....Sorry to those of you I missed on Saturday night...my planning next time will be better! Later Bitches!
posted by *Carrie* @ 1:42 PM
4 Comments:
Wow, that was incredibly hard to follow. All I could out of was that you went to a camp, got lost in a bright orange hoodie, someone crapped in your mouth, and you were really really drunk. Hahahaha, glad you had fun! :~)
Soo .... Yeah that was a great weekend !!! Wish you would have been there on Saturday you ass. Threw the bull shit flag on that one ... LOL. What else could happen to make this weekend even more crazy ? ? Oh wait that would have been your master plan of me sleeping with every married Kidwell (sp?). What can i say I like to keep it in the family. J/K. Well Carrie we always have good stories to tell I guess right ? Talk to you soon. <3 Leah
WHOA
you are all buttsauce. seriously, who drinks at dutchs bar. the night couldnt have been more eventful. introduce drugs into the equation for a good time.
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