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At home

Well I'm in good ole Nesco for the night...Family is up so I came home for a short spell...I currently am sitting here chillin' with Big John listening to his new Jethro Tull CD....he's like a kid on Christmas morning with his newly purchased CDs....in the collection is the Bangles...very nice....and Peter Frampton...he had pretty hair :) So guy update as usual I was wrong about this one too....he showed interest for a week and then that was it....I was explaining it to my bro today that I have a one week interest limit and he brought to my attention that that is what guys do...for instance Stive only is interested in a girl for a week....he has a good point...most guys are like that....why? I find myself very amusing...someone that a person would want to spend hours upon hours talking to...everyday....ok, maybe I'm not THAT interesting....but gimme a break...one week and I'm boring! It just further accredits my beliefs that I will never be married....can you imagine spending the rest of your life with me!?!?! No wonder I work for Mental Health...I'm scoutin' the only people that would be able to handle me! ok, not really....Bridget and I watched the Sound of Music today.....and it gave me the idea of joining a convent....but then I realized they don't have abbeys anymore and I'd have to do shit in public for the good of humankind and I figured that would suck because that would mean no sex and doing good stuff...Being a nun is just an excuse for really ugly boring people to have an excuse for no one being with them....that was highly mean and I guess I'm just in a mean mood....however Crawdaddy did point out the other night that I'm just mean to be mean....maybe thats it and I just never figured it out....Let's see....what else is there good to tell....In class today we discussed circumcisions....how they started out giving them because they thought it would decrease the stimulation for men and therefore they wouldn't want to have sex....yea, that DIDN'T work! So now they say it's just for cleanliness because it's such a ritual to us that we just don't get rid of it...So this is going on while I'm talking to my bro on msn and I'm tellin' him the shit...and he's like get up and say "fuck this, you perves!" and walk out....that would be funny! And then he goes on...or start crying and say that something to the effect of your boyfriend....so I respond with the idea of saying "My boyfriend isn't circumcised and I feel your being prejudice towards him"....Dan in turn went with it and figured that I probably could get out of the class and get some money for mental anguish....That boy is a good thinker! I however did not do it...I knew you were thinking I was going to and all too! So that was pretty funny to me....what's even funnier though is as I was leaving class I was checking my cell messages....and guess who called to leave a message asking me out on a date....none other then Rudy....I politely called back and declined saying I was going home for the night...he responded with thats ok, I understand, I'm just waiting for an opportunity to spend time with you, there is nothing more I would love to do, and I'll just wait til your available to do so....I just chuckled and said thanks....So I get home and tell Jaime about this...and something even funnier happened....she starts asking why I don't just go on a date with him....I made a comment about fruit or something...and she was confused as you are right now....and I realize I have not told her the story like I have not told you....so I proceed to tell her about when Rudy lived with a bunch of guys and one of them walked in to him masturbating with an orange in the living room on the couch...and I'm not saying the orange was sitting next to him on the couch getting off...I mean he was USING the orange....oh, you may be laughing now...it gets better.....he had heated the orange up in the microwave!!! *Rudy thought* Hmmm, wonder how long it takes to make this orange toasty warm but not scalding in the microwave so I can slip my dick in it? Jaime still sticks up for him after laughing a lung out of her chest and says well how many guys do you think tried the American Pie thing after that movie...my response: I'm going to go with putting a little bit of faith in the human race and say hopefully ZERO! Oh, this story does not end here my friends....no it goes on....so I proceed to tell Jaime, anyways, Todd use to take a shower, get out and grab a towel only to hear the sweet sound of stickiness coming apart because Rudy had masturbated in it and put it back on the shelf....does this sound like a person I should date? Have I hit that bottom rung? God, please don't let this be it....So anyways after a lung and a kidney laughing at my stories...she proceeded to ask me if I would do her a huge favor...my response is of course sure....and she says no it's really a big one....will you bring my laundry and drop it off at my house for my mom to do and then bring it back up here? ARE YOU SERIOUS? haha....yes, yes she was serious...so I did so....I can't wait to hear Jackie's comments when I pick it up tomorrow....Jackie Bouvette's Laundry Service, how may I help you? Well I think I'm all out of embarassing funny stuff for you tonight....if anyone has some worse stories then the orange please let me know...and don't use the "should I get a cup" blowjob stories cause I've already had that happen to me too....Nite All!

posted by *Carrie* @ 1:46 AM