Interesting...
I had a conversation with Sandy the other night and I would like to share it and perhaps elaborate on the topic...here goes...So we were discussing the different options and possibilities you would have if you could rotate your head 360 degrees...Sandy said she would sit on a bus and ask someone directly behind her by turning her head 180 degrees what the next stop was...I however would become a taxi driver and ask the passengers "Where ya headed?"....I also feel that this would eliminate krinks in the neck....there is no way you could strain your neck if it's flexible enough to turn completely around....and then I got to thinking there really woulndn't be muscles...it would have to be like a ball and socket joint with no muscle connecting the head to the shoulders....Also if someone was doing something behind your back you could just snap it around and catch em....after discussing this for quite some time I became incredibly sad....I want that....I want to turn my neck around....why god? Why not create us that way...it's so beneficial....and Sandy pointed out it would be all the benefits an owl has...and for a second I wanted to be an owl but then after further thought realized that owls only hoot...and they need a few clucks in there somewhere....I would be a hoot-cluck owl....and I would be the coolest owl...way cooler then the Tootsie Roll Pop owl...I wouldn't count to three...I'd cluck to three....yea, thats right, take that you counting bastard! So now that I've started thinking about the whole thing again I am now sad and must return to work...if you have any great ideas on improving the human race, now would be a great time to share them with me....we could perhaps create a Frankenstein....It's ALIVE....it's ALIVE!
posted by *Carrie* @ 6:46 PM
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I think it would be beneficial to have webbed feet. We would be able to get the gold medal in all the swimming Olympic events. Also, no need to try to paint the little toenail anymore. We could also employ a couple hundred webbed feet people, throw them in the water, and create some extra energy for the U.S.
I must be as bored as you were while writing this entry. So far we have a Frankenstein with a rotating head and webbed feet. Interesting....
Jules....we are interesting creatures....we will in turn create incredibly interesting creatures...and yes we live boring lives :D
You are seriously messed.
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